Approved VDM | #117939

[Penelope Lime]

#117939 VDMs me. Eventually.

WARNING: Includes cruel, sick burns, such as:

Him: You need a ride?
Me: No, I'm fine, why?
(Deadly, thoughtful pause)
Him: Because you sound like a friggin robot.

P.S. It appears I have more people spending money on hitmen for me, so I might BBL. Sigh.

 

[Elon Mars]

Reviewing ​

 

[Elon Mars]

Upon reviewing the evidence, I have decided to Accept this report.​

• ID 117939 will receive a punishment for VDM.​